Members

Officially joining the league in 2020, Matt is the newest member of the group. That said, he's no stranger to league history. Those who were at the 2015 Norris Lake draft know exactly why. If you know, you know.

Matt has quickly built a reputation for being on the wrong end of blockbuster trades. Somehow, every deal starts with optimism and ends with the rest of the league wondering if he accidentally negotiated against himself.

When he's not managing his fantasy roster, Matt is carrying on the family business of making band uniforms. A career that somehow prepares him perfectly for marching into another horrible trade situation.

As a loyal Cleveland Browns fan, Matt is no stranger to unwavering optimism in the face of adversity. In his short AFFL career, he accomplished something nobody else has done before: finishing the 2025 season at 0-15. The bright side? He now has something in common with his favorite team, he knows what it's like to go winless. Despite the lack of victories, Matt brings endless humor, personality, and entertainment to the league.