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Tim may not brag about it, but his shoulders usually enter the room a few seconds before the rest of him. Built like he was designed in a lab, he's unquestionably the strongest guy in the league and could probably bench press your entire fantasy roster without breaking a sweat.

A 2-time league champion, Tim has also earned the much less glamorous distinction of being a 6-time runner-up. That's six trips to the championship game ending with someone else holding the trophy. Ouch.

As a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, Tim has built up an impressive tolerance for disappointment. Some say those years of football-induced heartbreak have actually prepared him for all those second-place finishes.

Perhaps nothing defines Tim more than his legendary team name, A. Pony. Thanks to an inside joke that refuses to die, he's proudly kept the same name for all 23 seasons. At this point, changing it would probably violate league bylaws... or at least upset the fantasy football gods.